My Middle Finger has an Unlucky Miasma

My middle finger has been the subject of a tendon injury, a razor blade which cut the same tendon, and now, a new injury has appeared.  While with friends at an annual slip and slide party, a rouge inflatable obstacle course took mobility from my middle finger.  There was a section where you climb over a hill with a rope.  As I climbed with everything I had, the rope wrapped itself around my finger without my knowledge.  Once I cleared the obstacle I dove, and while I glided to freedom, I was yanked back as the rope cinched and crushed my finger.  As my finger slowly turns into a bratwurst, all I can hope for is that I can write tomorrow so I can put some distance on my projects.  Each hour it turns more and more purple as blood pools into the area.  Since I could type with a splint on my finger, I imagine I can write with an ever enlarging sausage.